If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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