they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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