why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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