My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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