the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Randomize
