I'm drive I can fine osifer
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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