Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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