It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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