so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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