Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
