and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he fucked my hip out of place.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
