Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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