We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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