I feel like abortions should bother me more
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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