I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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