Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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