who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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