girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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