"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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