love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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