the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Randomize
