i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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