Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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