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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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