okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
