Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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