There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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