Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So vagazzling was a success
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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