friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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