i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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