It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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