I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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