You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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