After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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