Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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