Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I love you. Go after that dick
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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