We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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