she takes plan B like it's going out of style
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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