They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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