I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm too high and old for this...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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