Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The air taste purple.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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