Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
The best revenge is premature balding
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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