Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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