We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
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