She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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