how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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