Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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