She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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