i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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