thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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