awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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