And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We're too hungover to prance.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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