i don't like sucking hair
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I want to be your penis for a week.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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