I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
this is an emotional support booty call
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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