therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
