found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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