Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My penis needs a shock collar
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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