9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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