i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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