ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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